here's a few chat logs from an IRC cybersex channel done by Tonydanza about five years ago while we were doing our IT diploma (way before the Wizard hat guy came around )

hithere
im 22 m melb
68/f/tas
bye
whats wrong sugarplum
i cant help where i live
no ur too old
dont lie
its because im tasmanian
no not at all
lies make baby jesus cry-

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u hot crystal?
Im fat
u suck cock?
if it tastes good
shoew me yr pic
tell me first
does your cock taste good
yes
how do you know
well/
Sorry, there is no such nickname or channel

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wana phone sex ?
ok
9481 1111
what ur country code ?
where u from ?
i can't call without country code
where u from ?
it waz sum pizza thing
hahah did you actually call it .. /
ye can i have your mobile numbre

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hi
a/s/l?
a/s/l?
a/s/l?
54/m/tasmania
you?
bye
what?
i have lots of money
i own a pre-school
some people dont like being made fun of on here you know .
hahah what choice do i have, youre all so fucking lame

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heyz how r ya?
:P
beat me with your baton officer
pretend im an aboriginal teenager
i love the pain
lol :P
hurt me more
baby
* offIcer spanks u hard
owww i feel like im in preschool all over again
can i ask you a personal question?
what would u like 2 feel like doin then?
would you fuck an axe wound?
youre not a girl are you

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hey baby
would u let me fuck u hard
if you cut some of your pubes off, and then smoke them in a bong.
do you have a bong?
yes
do you have any weed?
i have pubes
i dont want pubes
nah this is too wacked for me
i just wanna get a BJ and some ficken sex how hard can it be?
i told you, you'll get it if you smoke some pubes
no ill be right
how come
have you tried it before
?
no they are pubes, normail head hair smells bad enough when it burns i cant even think of smoking it
ill give you a shit moustache and you can smell that instead of the hair
the pubesmoke tastes nice too
no u are sick go away
kind of like the way a penis smells after boning a dead guy
what?

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hello!
hi
how r u?
fine
asl pls?
13/f/brisbane
hmm so young! :P
do you mind?
whats your asl?
21 m perth!
i don''t!!!
i like young girls! :P
ok lets get started then
first of all
* ChristinaHot4U starts taking off her batman costume
ohhh...
your turn
cmon you gotta help me out
* ka looking at this young girl taking off her clothes and his cock grows bigger and bigger
harder and harder!
youre getting a boner over a 13 year old
hmm...
peadophile
if u don't tell anybody... :P
would you mind if i excrete in your mouth?
my underdeveloped bowels pack quite a punch
hmmm ...
go on girl!
a shiteating peadophile
thats a first
i have a confession
im a 42 year old russian man
i was guessing this ...
dipshit

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<^1ofakind^> hey asl
<^1ofakind^> would u like 2 roleplay?
yeh baby
what you got in mind
<^1ofakind^> what roles u wanna do?
or do you want me to come up with a scenario
ok
umm
ill be a christian priest and you can be a 5 year old alter boy
<^1ofakind^> ah no
what?
whats up baby?
i thought we were going to have some fun
<^1ofakind^> i dont like that 1
ok
how about
ill be bill clinton and you can be monica playing with my wang
<^1ofakind^> no
why not
whats wrong with that
?
<^1ofakind^> rnt u a girl?
umm .... yes?
<^1ofakind^> y then u wanna b a guy?
arent you a homosexual?
<^1ofakind^> no
i thought thats what you wanted
oh ok
ok then
<^1ofakind^> father/daughter?
ok
hangon
what happens if i get pregnant?
our babies will be ugly
<^1ofakind^> does it matter?
well, are you going to use protection?
<^1ofakind^> how old u gunna b?
3
<^1ofakind^> thats a bit young
you dont mind do you?
<^1ofakind^> can u b a bit older
ok 4
<^1ofakind^> y u wanna b that young?
<^1ofakind^> ?
because i know you like it
<^1ofakind^> nah i dont
lets skip roleplay
just normal
you want a pic of me to aid you?
http://dlyxzen.hypermart.net/jessica.jpg
<^1ofakind^> thats discusting
So is a father fucking her daughter you shiteater
inbred, is that how you were raised?
<^1ofakind^> fuck u

(the jessica.jpg picture is of a weight lifter who suffered an anal prolapse, ie. some of his entrails came out of his ass, its alot worse that goatse.cx )

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hi there
wat u up to?
playin with myself baby
im all sweaty
do u have a pic?
i could use?
plz
ok baby
but
youve gotta promise
wat?
that you will love me no matter what i look like
i promise!
and keep talking to me when i show you what i look like
i promise!
my last boyfriend broke up with me when i showed him , you might know him his name was HoTSK8dUde
always in here
nah
so can i c the pic?
ok ok
but do you promise
i promise!!!!!
ok ok
http://dlyxzen.hypermart.net/jessica.jpg
you promised
YOU LIED
ALL MEN ARE PIGS
i thught u were a gal
thats fukin wrong
fuck off
haha

if only i could access IRC at work the day would go much quicker

Last edited by tathi on Sep-27-2006 at 05:08