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j/k

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

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Hmm...probably a lion. I think the shock would phase out most of the pain. Plus you can say you fought a lion!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Plus you can say you fought a lion!

Or, that you were an easy prey.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Or, that you were an easy prey.

You can try to punch the lion in the balls.

If you do it right, you win.

Except male lions are lazy. The female ones are the ones that do the hunting. Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by EvilTree Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

lol. It's plain now why they're dubbed kings of the jungle. A king doesn't trouble himself with trifles like hunting, he has his retinue for it.

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Originally posted by EvilTree The female ones are the ones that do the hunting. Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

...try telling that to my old woman

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by dj_bas Hmm...probably a lion. I think the shock would phase out most of the pain. Plus you can say you fought a lion!

say? to whom? peter at the pearly gates?

vultures only eat you after youre dead. so ill go with vultures.

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i like vultures, but i think vultures don't kill you. they're more of a scavenger type of animal. with a lion, it'll kill me fasrter than pecking

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

How many vultures are we talking here?

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ How many vultures are we talking here?

More than enough to eat you.