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| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my cock in this bitches pussy, you see? Yeah, humpty fuckin' dumpty and shit.
Fuckin' A.
/diceclay 
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there is no doubt he's a 2nd class stand up comedian, he doesn't even come close to guys like Chris Rock. I know he's a rude prick and that his jokes are straight out of elementary school, it's just the way he delivers them with his heavey brooklyn new york accent that makes me laugh. Here a few of his fucked up jokes.
"I see a midget crossing the street, I floor the fucking gas petal, that's the end of it. Even if a cop stops me two blocks away, he's like, 'Did you see what you did back there?' I'm like, 'No, what happened? What happened now?' 'You hit a midget.' 'A midget? I thought it was a big fucking bird, I'm sorry. You'll clean that up, right?' 'Yeah, go ahead. Don't worry about it, it's a midget.'"
"I saw this chick in the grocery. I'm in line waiting to check out and I notice in her cart, she's got like a box of them giant like Q-Tip sticks they stick in there, for that time of the month. I'm trying to be nice with the chick, you know. So I say, 'Hey, I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week.' So she's looking at me like, 'What did you say?' I said, 'I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week. Just talking.' She calls the manager over, 'He said I'll be sucking dick all week.' The manager's like, 'Where do I get a ticket and line up for this?'"
there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli, I saw her standup and the way she insulted pamela anderson on her comedy roast on VH1.
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