to write cover letters? i am trying to find a new job as im getting laid off as of the 7th and i suck at this. please help! thanks in advance.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

gotta love google

http://www.career.vt.edu/JOBSEARC/coversamples.htm

The thing about cover letters is that it should be specific to each company, unlike a resume that can be somewhat generic.

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Originally posted by Orbital32 The thing about cover letters is that it should be specific to each company, unlike a resume that can be somewhat generic.

yeah thats the problem. and since the samples i looked at were shite (too basic and generic) i figured there has to be someone here thats good.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by tubularbills gotta love google http://www.career.vt.edu/JOBSEARC/coversamples.htm

thanks dude those are a LOT better than the ones i found on google.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel to write cover letters? i am trying to find a new job as im getting laid off as of the 7th and i suck at this. please help! thanks in advance.

Luckily for you I am an experienced professional Cover Letter Writer. I shall write you a Cover letter, but be warned; If you chose to use it, a dark spiritual entity will follow your family for eternity. So here we go:

Dear Hiring Manager:

This letter is to express my interest in discussing the position posted on your Company web site. The opportunity presented in this listing is very appealing, and I believe that my strong technical experience and all the pure and beautiful things whereon the god liveth, in every deed for ever, in all the transformations which it pleaseth me, and grant unto me the power to float down and to sail up the stream in the Field of Reeds and education will make me a very competitive candidate for this position.

The key strengths that I possess for success in this position include but are not limited to the following:

-I have successfully designed, developed, and supported live use applications
-I am a self-starter
-Eager to learn new things
-My Spirit-soul are equipped
-Strive for continued excellence
-Provide exceptional contributions to customer service for all customers.
-Come, the Eye of Horus hath delivered for me my soul, my ornaments are stablished on the brow of Ra.
With a MS degree in Information Systems Management I have a full understanding of the full life cycle of a software development project.
-Ye shall not keep in durance my shadow. The way is open to my soul and to my shadow.
-I have divided the heavens. I have cleft the horizon. I have traversed the penis in his foreskin. I have conquered the mighty ape appendages because I am equipped for millions of monkeys with words of power, raw pooooowerr!!! Ulimited raw power to spank your monkey with my many spiritual boners!

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thanks dude!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel to write cover letters? i am trying to find a new job as im getting laid off as of the 7th and i suck at this. please help! thanks in advance.

try www.workopolis.com they have some good help there!
i hate writing cover letters....

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Originally posted by dallastar try www.workopolis.com they have some good help there! i hate writing cover letters....

they are hard to write imho!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

when i scrolled over the thread title it read:
"im trying to find new jobs as i am getting laid"

i lol'd

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u probably dont know how to write one because of all the pills you eat.. dope head. jk

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