Don't lock the thread!

- Today I got a lock for my door, so I can now watch porn in peace.
- I have lots of money in my pocket. Most likely, more than you.
- I covered my window with garbage bags so I could sleep in pitch black.
- Impact drills are awesome.

Also, I'm in love with an escort...

Life is good.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

good to hear!

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Is that your escort?

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

Those 3 chicks combined couldn't match the beauty of my escort. Seriously.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

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Originally posted by Akridrot Those 3 chicks combined couldn't match the beauty of my escort. Seriously.

lol @ my escort


that sounds too high class. you should just call her a prostitute, htats more hardcore.

quote:

Originally posted by Akridrot Don't lock the thread! - Today I got a lock for my door, so I can now watch porn in peace. - I have lots of money in my pocket. Most likely, more than you. - I covered my window with garbage bags so I could sleep in pitch black. - Impact drills are awesome. Also, I'm in love with an escort... Life is good.

Sounds like you feel like a million bucks. Now you need some redbull and vodka.

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-Polska

i love the blonde one all trashed but still trying to look sexy

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Originally posted by Trance(PL) Sounds like you feel like a million bucks. Now you need some redbull and vodka.

You don't know how surprised I was to see you post something other than "This thread sucks" when I saw your name. Bravo.

I don't quite feel like a million bucks yet. I was still rejected by the girl of my dreams. Gotta get over that first.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

sounds like a pretty good life to me....crybaby bitch

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Cause everybody knows: Ravers love XTCy. And everybody knows that Jesus Christ looooooooooooooooveees ravers.

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Originally posted by Max13UT sounds like a pretty good life to me....crybaby bitch

Yes it is, but I don't feel like a million bucks.

Not feeling like a million bucks != Bad life.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

quote:

Originally posted by Akridrot Don't lock the thread! - I have lots of money in my pocket. Most likely, more than you. Life is good.

You win.

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-Polska