You know, the ones where you're driving along and you visualize running grandma down for 10 points.
I had one as I was lifegaurding the other day...an innocent swimmer was doing the back-stroke in one of the lanes and I vividly pictured doing a cannon ball; landing on her.
Perhaps lifegaurding is one of the most boring jobs in the world and caused me to have these images, either way I l'd ol'd.

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Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

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I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

That's a great fucking way to get out of designated driving! I'm using it next time it comes up, I'll get a really sombre look on my face and repeat what you wrote. Thanks man!!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Omega_M Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.

Well I don't think about intentionally doing it, I should have rephrased. I imagine it happening, but by accident. As in, what would it be like if my car flipped and hitted the wall

I know I said it was weird

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as much as it would hurt

i'd always imagine what it'd feel like if a pro-athlete substituted the ball for your head

example - golf club to your face while laying there with your chin on the tee or laying on the floor while Mia Hamm one times a soccer ball to your face (same with hockey puck)

yea i know

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

i may yet do this.

but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke, or something of the sort. but i think E would be the best. just sit there and your coworkers would be like WTF when you ask them for a massage. I dunno, it's more of like a "i wonder what if..." thing.

most of the time i think about my eighth grade science teacher wearing a leather mask and taking it forcibly up the star chamber, stuff like that.

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Originally posted by Aristronica but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke,

Not that great

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I oftentimes worry about my prostate.

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I must admit whenever I look out of a high rise, I wonder how it would feel like to take a jump.
And then I wonder...

I wonder why, I wonder why,
I wonder why I wonder;
I wonder why, I wonder why,
I wonder why I wonder.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Not that great

yeah i keep thinking i'd be all edgy cuz i wouldn't want them to know and get fired. so it'd probably ruin the roll.