I had a strange dream lastnight wehre i was sitting in my basement packing up a box or somthing...and this big ass spider jumped out.

I looked at it and what not and continued to do what ever i was doing...until ANOTHER big spider.

then all these little white spiders came and there were spider webs everywhere and the 2 big spiders were talking.

My basement was coverd in spiderwebs and i couldn't move, and then this big spider cult came and started preparing for this ritual.

Fearing death, i decided to join the spider cult and hope that i could pass as one of their own until i found a way to escape....

Once the big spider arrived via fed ex *bigger than the other 2 spiders* everything was set and ready to go.

They wanted me to do somthing, i can't remember what it was..but i didn't and they got mad. I said "YOU DONT PAY ME ENOUGH TO CARE" or somthing like that, and they were comming to get me.

I unlockedthe door and ran onto a street i've never seen before.

after i deemed i was safe..i woke up.

odd.but enjoyable.

I think the dream means you have the best avatar ever.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN **dreams** nothing says 'id rather have a colonoscopy' than someone who starts a conversation with 'i had the weirdest dream last night...'. for some reason they believe their non-sensical ramblings concerning their disturbed subconscious would be of interest to anybody. dreams that youre not a part of are like orgies- if you cant see em on video do you really give a shit? not fucking likely. dreams make no sense even to the dreamer, so why the fuck are you forcing me to listen to a pointless story with no beginning middle or end, no plot or interesting characters beyond your dog that learned to talk? theres a reason john grisham or james patterson dont include sentences like 'and i was in this aeroplane, and for some reason the pope was there and before i knew it id turned into a purple monkey dishwasher'. i had a dream last night about asking leonardo dicaprio whether he'd seen the whole film 'man in the iron mask' and did he get how shit it was. the only reason to tell that story would be to emphasise the re-telling is of no interest to anyone. fuck off.

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says the lvl 20 chaotic-evil mage...

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Originally posted by Allied Nations says the lvl 20 chaotic-evil mage...

hey, i didnt make up raistlin's D&D stats

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is there a connection between canadia and giant spiders?

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Only if theyre sprinkling meth on their cornflakes in the morning.

Yum, methflakes.

i literally had a dream last night where i was in an orgy in my shower. i'm still not sure how many people were involved. i mean, it was definetely way more than my shower is able to physically fit (which is awesome in this case), but then again, dudes were also present (which is not awesome in this case). does this mean im bi?

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You have a weird idea about what constitutes enjoyable dreams :| Or maybe I just hate spiders.

The only dreams I have that I'd consider enjoyable are the ones that involve boobs.

yur dream is funny.. and 50% of your avatar is cool. The other 50% is ugly as fuck. U decide which one is which..

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

I once dreamt that I orgasmed from some random man licking in between my toes and sucking on them.