Must be one of the most digusting and horrid situations one can face. I've been drinking cider this morning which is an alcoholic drink before the North Americans accuse me of drinking apple juice which cider isn't.
I went for cigarette the suns shining, so I go through a few tracks and spot the Airdrawndagger album on my Ipod chilling out in the garden the suns shinning listening to good old Wavy Gravy and I'm enjoying myself smoking and drinking Magners.
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid! . Yes not Wavy gravy fucking arse gravy more like!
I've ran upstairs peeled off my clothes, taken a shower and thrown my boxers and jeans into the binbag which I've launched outside. Luckly I wasn't wearing a pair of Bench jeans and not my beloved Diesel.
Give me a day and I'll see the funny side to this
So next time you drink cider, when you feel the need to let one rip go visit the shitter.
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Mar-10-2007 13:32
ZeJayMan
the farthammer
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Glasgow
Oh god no.
That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party.
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Mar-10-2007 14:14
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Oh god no.
That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party.
At party how did you get away with that one?
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Mar-10-2007 14:14
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
trust me if I'm ever in Adelaide I'll make sure I lay a cable in you and your missus's bed.
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Mar-10-2007 14:16
ZeJayMan
the farthammer
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Glasgow
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
At party how did you get away with that one?
Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no fucking bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times.
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no fucking bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times.
classic you should send that into FHM in fact.
One of mates future brother in law had a night out on the strongbow cirrus, the morning after when he drove back he felt the need let one rip nad shit himself something cronic. I heard he ripped off his jeans and shit in his beanie hat it was that bad.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Mar-10-2007 14:25
ZeJayMan
the farthammer
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Glasgow
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
he ripped off his jeans and shit in his beanie hat it was that bad.
Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent.
Originally posted by Omega_M
Man, is it the cider or is it just you ?
Cider pal trust me, Apples aren't the best of things with peoples guts trust me, go drink a ton of apple juice and cider you'll know what I mean.
No it's not me I'm half Irish half British I can drink people twice my size under the table.
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Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent.
Buckys rank! I've had buckfast a few times it's really big down here in England, but you occasionally see the odd empty bottle the local chavs (neds) have necked.
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Mar-10-2007 14:32
smallSHEEP
Haus Addict ;-)
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Birmingham UK
You're a classy lad O'Callaghan.
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Mar-10-2007 14:34
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
Re: Don't drink cider and let one rip
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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid!
. Yes not Wavy gravy fucking arse gravy more like!
