After Making Love



The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6
inches above da bed ina ecstacy."



The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah've finished
making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body
and zen Ah lick za sole of her feet wiz mah tongue and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I"ve
finishd doin it to the ole lady, I git out of bed, walks over
to the winder and wipe my pecker on the curtains.
She hits the freakin ceiling!"