In the fairly large Delaware city where I live a major health threat has just been exposed and a campaign is underway to suppress all information relating to it.
It has been confirmed that the potentially toxic chemical compound di-hydrogen oxide is found in large quantities in the city's water supply. Di-hydrogen oxide is a colorless liquid which produces nausea, profuse sweating and continued urination when ingested in large quantities. If inhaled in large doses, it produces instant and painful death. An enviroment composed primarily of this chemical cannot support human life.
Thus, we learned today that the water supply of D**** is replete with this potentially lethal substance. Is this a plot to pacify the east coast of the US?
Help may be needed. Awareness is essential.
Lets hope for the best.
Last edited by AnotherWay83 on Apr-05-2002 at 20:34
Apr-05-2002 18:51
jinxed84
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um im pretty sure dihydrogen oxide is water H(sub2)0
its technically dihydrogen monoxide but i think you can leave the mono prefix out...is this a prank of some sort?
Apr-06-2002 02:01
AnotherWay83
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heh yeah its a prank...too bad the first reply had it...cracked me up when i found it
Apr-06-2002 02:12
Michael Russo
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Lol.... i was wondering where I read this. They actually printed this in my chemistry textbook, in the first chapter...
Apr-06-2002 02:24
KilldaDJ
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That story comes from some kid in America who did a project for one of his science classes. He asked a shitload of people to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide because it can cause choking if taken internally, it causes billions of dollars of damage due to the fact that it causes rusting of metal, and a whole list of shit like that. Everyone signed it and he proved that people will sign anything if they are told some scary shit about it, even without knowing what it is. That was one cool project.
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Apr-06-2002 20:47
PhaseFour
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hahha i got this last year in chem. this girl actually freaked out and started to cry lol
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Apr-06-2002 21:00
whiskers
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Location: in your dreams
Re: very important please read
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
Di-hydrogen oxide is a colorless liquid which produces nausea, profuse sweating and continued urination when ingested in large quantities. If inhaled in large doses, it produces instant and painful death
LMAO! di-hydrogen oxide... H2O... it produces urination, doesn't it? hehe, how would you inhale it though? if you mean steam, then yeah, it does produce instant and painful death...
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Apr-06-2002 22:32
AnotherWay83
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Re: Re: very important please read
quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
LMAO! di-hydrogen oxide... H2O... it produces urination, doesn't it? hehe, how would you inhale it though? if you mean steam, then yeah, it does produce instant and painful death...
inhale in large doses==drowning heheh...
Apr-06-2002 22:48
lMIlk
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quote:
Originally posted by PhaseFour
hahha i got this last year in chem. this girl actually freaked out and started to cry lol
heheh...
