Here is how un-encyclopedia would define harley davidson:;

"Not only will this spectacular invention change our nation, but it will ensure the early death of my daughter's boyfriend," said Harley.

Today Harley-Davidson not only leads the nation in motorcycle production, but also owns 4 states (Iowa, Kansas, North Umbria, and Utah), is responsible for 86% of total human sexual intercourse and 96% of misspelled tattoos. To date, H-D motorcycles have killed almost 2 million stupid boyfriends. Thank you, Harley-Davidson.
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whats the point if nothing's real?? or am i wrong?

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Originally posted by wotyzoid whats the point if nothing's real?? or am i wrong?

are you emo in every thread?

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag are you emo in every thread?

wtf im not being emo, i just asked a question.

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well......its no Onion, and that's only mildly funny.

how about the best of Wikipedia graffiti?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Best_of_BJAODN

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From Oxymoron This article appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

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you guys just aren't bringing out the full potential of uncyclopedia.

screw HD articles. this is where it's at:

List of weapons that don't exist, but should

# 1 Firearms
# 2 Weapons that Shoot other Weapons
# 3 Melee
# 4 Projectiles

* 4.1 Acid balloon
* 4.2 Acid balloon
* 4.3 Multi-purpose bullet
* 4.4 Chuck-nuns
* 4.5 Moto-Razr blade
* 4.6 Cock Rockets
* 4.7 Poison Suction Cups
* 4.8 Batbrick

# 5 Weapons that, Although Somewhat Sucky, are Still Somewhat Awesome because they're Giant

* 5.1 Giant Paper
* 5.2 Giant rock
* 5.3 Giant scissors
* 5.4 Galaxy Bazooka

# 6 Living weapons

* 6.1 Armed monkey
* 6.2 Gorillas on PCP
* 6.3 Cloned Armored Raptors
* 6.4 Crocodile with crocodiles for limbs
* 6.5 Deadly Assault Kittens
* 6.6 Gator bracers
* 6.7 Girl-foxassin
* 6.8 Fat-headed Goobers
* 6.9 Laser Guided Polar Bear
* 6.10 Ninja-sheep
* 6.11 Oxassin
* 6.12 Porcupine in a stocking
* 6.13 Sharpened Hamster
* 6.14 Squirrel exploder
* 6.15 Squirrel imploder
* 6.16 Squirrel unsploder
* 6.17 Squirrel desploder
* 6.18 Peruvian Nerve Squirrel
* 6.19 Head A'Sploder
* 6.20 Frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads
* 6.21 Sniper kitty
* 6.22 Metallic armored anaconda
* 6.23 Radioactive Zombie Badger Launcher
* 6.24 Fractal Zombie Howitzer
* 6.25 Buffalo Crossbow
* 6.26 Toy Crocodile

# 7 Long-range

* 7.1 Ear drummer
* 7.2 The ADD Gun
* 7.3 Lava cannon
* 7.4 Orbital flamethrower
* 7.5 Rocket pike
* 7.6 Shuriken catapult
* 7.7 Catapult that Catapults Catapults
* 7.8 Tom Cruise missile
* 7.9 Weapon of mass distraction
* 7.10 Ray gun powered by Reagans

# 8 Explosives

* 8.1 Anti-confinement bomb
* 8.2 Asploding Hammer
* 8.3 Ebonic bomb
* 8.4 Bomb filled with knives
* 8.5 DDR-camouflage land mine
* 8.6 Grenade filled with shotguns or vice versa
* 8.7 Incendiary pants
* 8.8 Landmine that shoots Grenades filled with Nunchucks with Shuriken tips.
* 8.9 S-bomb
* 8.10 Mazel Tov Cocktail
* 8.11 Whoop-ass of mass destruction

# 9 Traps and further non-weapons

* 9.1 Atomic bong
* 9.2 Cement hat
* 9.3 Chocolate-covered black hole
* 9.4 Poisoned tits
* 9.5 Radioactive vegetables
* 9.6 Reverted Holocaust
* 9.7 Board with a nail in it
* 9.8 Ninja-in-a-box

# 10 Air strikes

* 10.1 Reverse Bombing Run
* 10.2 Concrete Donkey
* 10.3 Sheep air strike
* 10.4 Al Sharpton

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Giant Paper

The Giant Paper is the perfect weapon, as it can be made into any other shape, even the dreaded gun that shoots guns that shoot swords. It can even be made into a paper airplane if need be. The Giant Paper can suffocate any enemy on site and is unbeatable*. It also gives nasty paper cuts.


Giant Paper in all its glory. Person drawn to scale.

*Note: the Giant Paper can be beaten by the Giant Scissors.

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Originally posted by Inertia *Note: the Giant Paper can be beaten by the Giant Scissors.

what about two papers and pen missile?

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Two best articles in Unco from memory where-
Super Aids and Kitten Huffing
Which was just priceless for this alone...

It's like what encyclopedia dramatica would be if they forgot to make it funny.