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Life is short.
Ring that Bell, there's no use having a bell if it's not going to ring!
Why the hell have we got all these bells around here?....I go on again...
Life is short.
Jump in that puddle. Yes I know you're in a suit, jump in it anyways.
Life is short.
Throw an orange at the person waiting for a bus, before they used to throw eggs, but oranages have more nutritional value.
Life is short.
Go to a shopping mall and yell, "can't you people see that we are trying to wash the floors?" as loud as you can.
Life is short.
Take up a hobby, not a popular one, more like one no one knows about, like trading plastic shopping bags. You'll be the coolest kid in town if you have the new one from A&P.
Life is short.
Try washing your mouth out with soap. It really isn't that bad. That way the next time when someone threatens to wash your mouth out with soap you will be like "i am so ok with this" and they will be like "well i never!"
Life is short.
Go to the butcher shop and slap the butcher in the face for all the animals he's killed, they will have your back when you're in heaven.
Life is short.
Go to grocery stores lower all the prices with your own pricing gun, the cashiers will never know what hit them and the penny pinchers will love you forever.
Life is short.
Learn to fold your sheets before you put them in the cubbard. Even if they are fitted ones, just tuck the inside of the elastic in and do a hoop around with the other side to make a knook, then you'll see you can fold them like regular sheets, and conserve more closet space.
Life is short.
Try going through a day without using a,e,i,o or u in your language.
Yes I know it's hard to get through a day without the vowels, but believe me, when you've done it, you will have a whole new appreciation for what the consonants bring to your life.
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Where Are The Tunes?
Good things happen to good people
Last edited by shanny on May-20-2007 at 10:04
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