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Hi Stacy,
Im an alcoholic, vag and hallucinogen abuser. Id like to confide in you a few things:
a) the existance of aliens!! Now I know you think that aliens do not exist, they do, they are out there, in our oceans, swimming around making eeek eeeek eeeeek sounds & flapping their flippers in the sea weed. eeek eeeeek eeeeeeek ek ek eeeeeek. The japs are killing them by herding them & then cutting their throats in the bay.
b) fanny farts. It may be the butt of the joke at parties, but why do americans think the "fanny" the arse & Australians that the "fanny" is the vagina? Lets not confuse the two, lets meet half way & call it the "vanny"
c) Have you ever caught a wild goat? Have you gone out bush & ran after a goat & caught with your own bare hands? Rugby tackle the animal! Whack it on back of the ute & put it in your back yard for a few weeks so that you do not have to mow the lawn. Goats graze on the grass through the day, so think of the time you can spend with loved ones instead of cutting the grass.
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