Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
haha...that's funny...
I can take a joke...
...too bad Ferry is the best trance producer ever.
Actually, only like half of his songs are like described...
I think i'm going to edit the picture on photoshop though, to...um..."alter" that caption...
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
Apr-15-2002 00:48
Michael Russo
mmm mmm prog
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Hahaha, that site is funny. I especially liked the pete tong essential one
Apr-15-2002 00:49
skywarp
goa trooper
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Edmonton, AB
I can't believe how essentially essential this is ...
it is a joke! If you are unable to laugh about this, you have a serious problem. I read his (Ishkur's) whole 'guide to electronic music' earlier and i must say i cracked up a bunch of times. You really need to relax a little more my friend. I think that you should not really care what other people think about Ferry Corsten as much, but rather care what you think. You like him, good, you hate him, good as well.
But if you like him, and believe that he is a good DJ and Producer, you should be able to laugh at this joke a little, then shake your head in disbelief and carry on.
