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dunno, doesn't sound like it's gonna work...
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
well, time to go get some thermonuclear missiles 
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