I need a job... come on, world... give me a break
Applied at Staples, Duane Reade, Home Depot, Dunkin Donuts, Loews Theatre(?), Best Buy, and some no-name store. The only job I ever had sucked SO FUCKING MUCH and I couldn't work on school days...so I had to leave.
They all make you go online and do that STUPID FUCKING PERSONALITY TEST. COME ON! WTF?! It's a SHITTY retail job and NOBODY cares. Why do they make you jump through so much hoops? Those tests ask such STUPID QUESTIONS! "Have you ever lied before?" WHAT THE FUCK!??! I hate everyone! Especially the managers who lied to me about having a good shot at getting employed. Well why am I not getting a weekly check, you fucking liar!?
The temp agencies also screwed me over. ("Please Fax in your resume. We won't even talk to you without a faxed-in resume" *faxes in resume* *NEVER GETS CONTACTED AGAIN*)
Arrgh!
Also, I fucking suck at driving so far... Why doesn't the steering wheel snap back to the center when you make those hard U-turns? And reverse is so confusing. I'll never get it right.
At least it looks like there's a girl around my age who likes me. College, heh. Woot.
I swear, I'm like a 19-year-old 11-year old sometimes.
COR Version:
Fuck the world.
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