I agree, this board has really sucked ass lately.

So Ms. Smith is teaching English class one day and is teaching the word of the day excersize. She goes around the room telling the children to use the word that she tells them in a sentence. She finally gets around to little black Johnny and says "Johnny, I want you to use 'Dictate' in a sentence. Johnny thinks for a minute and replies "Ms. Johnson, come over hur, get on yo knees and tell me how my dictate".

ba da bing!

semi lame joke, but still funny.

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Two little old lady's, Ruth and Ethel, are driving around town. Ruth approaches a red light and drives on through. Ethel looks nervously at Ruth. Ruth comes to a second red light and drive on through again. Ethel looks over again and says, "Ruth, why did you run those red lights?" Ethel says, "Oh crap, am I driving?"

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Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -William Faulkner

"Life is simple. You make choices and never look back."

wha wha whaaa

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