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| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
The first one sucked. Badly. |
I think I got the gist of the entire plot of this one by watching the trailer. That and it's the usual regurgitated formula-crap from the people who bought you last years movie with the 90sec intro of comparative calm, 3minutes of extreme violence, 20minutes of bewildered acting, 40minutes of SFX, violence and death. Cue 90sec boob shot/muddled and confused lust interest, followed by 10mins of final showdown fight with the big bad guys.
Run credits full of 5seconds of actors you've never heard before and 15minutes of SFX technicians, stunt monkeys, people that hold microphones and no animals where violated during the making of this travesty of digital media.
Get your $4.50 sundae on the way out, go home, forget you saw the whole thing by the next sunrise.
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