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Re: Re: China regulates Reincarnation
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
Indeed. WHAT NEXT?
Well, here are a few ideas of things previously put into law, to give you a better guess at WHAT NEXT... enjoy.
1. In NJ, it is illegal to raise chickens in bottles.
2. In Michigan, it is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
3. In New York, citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers."
also
4. The penalty for jumping off of a building is death.
5. In Alaska, it is illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane.
6. In Nevada, it's still legal to hang someone if they shoot your dog.
7. In Texas, criminals are required by law to give written or oral notice to their victims 24 hours in advance detailing the nature of the crime.
8. In Florida, if you tie your Elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the fee just as you would for a motor vehicle.
yup, crazy communists... WHAT NEXT?!?!
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ |
1, 2, 5 and 8 all seem pretty reasonable to me!
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