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so... wtf did i smoke?
last night i was on a quest to get really fucking high. we've all been there, im sure... jeez im there every night lol brb gotta smoke (PSYCHE!!
anyways after being sketchy and smoking on and off the streets of phila for an hour or so i decided that itd be fun to go fake an interest in rushing the frats so i could get soemthing free.
15 minutes and one country time lemonade (in a can!) later, i left the area with my buddy and a friend i had just met to go to the new guy's apartement to... smoke of course.
we ripped multiple kinds of gange out of a 3ft water bong while watching family guy with the dudes two roomates for god knows how long. after all the festivities were done, we chilled a bit and i remarked to myself "self... i am really gone. wtf? well whatever."
my buddy wanted to leave and we were only 4 blocks off campus so what the hell...
long story short (and cor3 version:: i took 3 steps down the sidewalk with my buddy before i completely blacked out.
i was out. completely retarded. i fell right on my face (yes it fucking hurts still. a lot.) and couldnt see anything. i felt like hellen keller on acid...
after lying on the sidewalk for a minute, i relocated to sitting on the curb attempting to come to my senses. eventually, i regained comprehension of what it was that i was looking at and we stumbled off. i was fine after that...
it was fucking weird!
oh and one other thing, i was sweating like a mofo when it was all said and done.
so...
what the fuck did i smoke!? 
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