grow a vagina

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pretend you grew a vagina

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

grow some tits, 36C or better

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

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Check out Santa Monica.

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Since you couldn't get a girl now you're looking for guys? Well, good luck with that one.

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quote:

Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

FOOxBALL

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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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