Here's my best attempt (to the Different Gear Remix)

I get full to satisfy my hunger...
I drink water to quench my thirst...
I use my mouth and ? to blow balloon up...
I give attempt to watch it burst...

To make noise I use my breath...
To unlock doors I use a key...
And when I look at something I use my eyes...
I use booze to unlock me...

I wear shoes so I can run...
as to avoid the broken glass...
I wear the pants because they suit me...
?? (cant tell) up my ass...

... regular
I close the door to ...
they say changing is a positive thing...
yeah I will change so ...

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. (measures)
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dont ask me why I smoke ...
but I drink to get drunk.
dont ask me why I smoke (I dont know) ...
but I drink to get drunk
dont ask me why I smoke ...
but I drink to get drink
Dont ask me why smoke (I dont know) ...
but I drink to get drunk.


As close as I can get, being mildly intoxicated. Hope this helps.

uwmt