Miracle Whip is a salad dressing and sandwich spread that was invented in Salem, Illinois at Max Crosset's Cafe. It was originally called Max Crossett's X-tra Fine Salad Dressing. Crosset sold it to Kraft Foods in 1931 for $300 (approximately $4000 in 2006 dollars)[1][2] Kraft still manufactures it today. It is advertised as having the taste of mayonnaise with half the fat. Kraft Foods has recently changed the formula of Miracle Whip. This "new formula" utilizes less soybean oil, making for a "water-based" Miracle Whip.

Since when did they release the dossier concerning the proposed miracle?

miracle whip is all kinds of nasty.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

way better than mayo.


don't forget the zip!

Miracle whip is nasty... Mayo or nothin'

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I can't eat a sandwich without it. I don't do butter or margarine so it's got to be miracle whip. Hellmann's is only for my fries.

I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift.

Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man.

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Originally posted by Zoso Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man.

lol +1.

I always thought Miracle Whip tasted like expired mayonnaise tbh.

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miracle whips It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip". When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!! I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=miracle+whips

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel miracle whip is all kinds of nasty.

Right there with ya.

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