So d00ds, I always ask fortune cookies questions like they are fortune TELLERS, and it's kinda amuzing how the when I open them up, the "fortune" is almost the answer, AS IF THEY ARE ALIVE!
But tonight I'm really creeped out. I asked a fortune cookie I was about to eat:
"How will I feel tomorrow after I get off the plane in New York"
I opened it up and it read:
TOMORROW WILL BE A PRODUCTIVE DAY. DON'T OVERSLEEP
OMG How did it know about TOMROROW!!?!?!?? AND HOW DID IT KNOW I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY IN THE MORNING AND THUS NOT OVERSLEEP!??!?! IT WAS SO SPECIFIC THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!
I am telling you people fortune cookies KNOW who you are AND can tell the future. Do NOT underestimate these prodigies. Just try one! And no I am not on drugs. But I am a little scared because I feel like someone is watching me. Or some FORTUNE COOKIE is watching me!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Dec-04-2007 09:17
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
^^^ it's because they know too much, right? I think I am on their good side tho.
i must be on their bad side, cause i always get shitty fortunes.
plus they taste bad :unasty:
Dec-04-2007 09:19
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
i must be on their bad side, cause i always get shitty fortunes.
plus they taste bad :unasty:
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.
at first i misunderstood LA as in "los angeles" because at first i was thinking, ", i'm already in LA"
Dec-04-2007 09:31
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep
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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Dec-04-2007 09:57
Direct
I invented the pushup
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Fresno, CA
Dec-04-2007 10:00
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep
Betch that wasn't ur fortune cookie!
Yeah I'm not sleeping until I get on the plane at 6:30am. What's messed up is I'm used to stayin up late but the ONE night I should stay up cuz I slept all damn day I feel tired. I'm gonna order some Brazilian food. Thank god for Brazilian food.
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Originally posted by Direct
WTFuk is that? What movie is it from? Why do you live in Fresno?
Fortune Cookies: they know more than you think!
, i'm already in LA"
