What's the worst situation/place where you've had to take an enormous anally expanding (or liquifying) shit????

How about during a road test - how do you tell the instructor you have a massive turtle head poking out and need to destroy the nearest washroom?????

Lets hear your shitty stories!

I took the hugest shit at school a couple years ago (or it was last year), in one of the busiest washrooms...and of course I picked the toilet that didn't flush.

So before anyone else came in I switched to the stall next to me to finish up, leaving my turd behind.

The next chick that came in the bathroom looked in my old stall where I left the hugest, most menacing shit ever, and I heard her gasp with horror and disgust.

It was everything I could do not to laugh, lol.

hahaha wtf kinda thread is this.


when i gotta go i just go. why wait untill you cant hold it in anymore.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

This year at the warped tour. I must have eaten something bad the night before. I fuckin hate using portapotties to shit...on top of the huge line. 12 hours of upset stomach, with the urge to go every hour and a half.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. This year at the warped tour. I must have eaten something bad the night before. I fuckin hate using portapotties to shit...on top of the huge line. 12 hours of upset stomach, with the urge to go every hour and a half.

i think the worst line i have ever experienced for a portopottie is at a beer festival.


i mean beeer = piss


at the end everyone was just taking a piss on the side of the street and the cops would just walk by and say nothing.... i love germany

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by L.E.N. This year at the warped tour. I must have eaten something bad the night before. I fuckin hate using portapotties to shit...on top of the huge line. 12 hours of upset stomach, with the urge to go every hour and a half.

I'd shit my brains out in disgust if I had to hang out at the Warped Tour for 12 hours, too.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'd shit my brains out in disgust if I had to hang out at the Warped Tour for 12 hours, too.

I had a good time aside from that. I like a lot of different types of music. Sounds like you dislike punk...to each their own.

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Punk is dead imo

It went with God, New Coke, and Monster In My Pocket to a magical land of dead things that people still wish were around. Well, maybe not New Coke. Nobody misses that.

If Punk *does* still live, it went electronic. Kind of like Rome. Not that Rome went electronic, it's just that some people hold that Rome "died" when all it really did was move to Constantinople. See what I mean. Good, you'd be the first.

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Pennywise and bad religion were great..thats who I went to see as well as Flogging Molly and Tiger Army. All good stuff IMO. I will say the rest was pretty much crap.

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One time I was walking home from school and had to shit really REALLY bad. So half way through my walk I started this sort of hop-jog thing. I couldn't actually jog for several reasons: 1) I was sort of out of shape 2) I had this backpack that weighed easily 30 pounds and 3) I had to shit, if I had attempted an actual jog it would have just come streaming down my leg.

So anyway, I'm at the end of my block now and I can feel the turtle head poking out so I say "fuck it" and drop my backpack and run full speed toward my house. I get to the front door and the pressure of shitting my pants has hit me hard, I'm fumbling in my pocket for my keys and I drop them several times on the floor before finally getting the door open. I think I'm home free but OH NO the alarm went off! I'm standing in front of the alarm box frantically trying to hit the code to deactivate it. I get that done (seemed like I was standing there for 10 mins in a cold sweat trying to remember the easiest code on the planet) and head for the can. But it was too late, as soon as I stepped foot in the bathroom I shit myself

During sex. Once during a k hole adventure i was in the middle of the act and had to take a dump really really bad but didnt want to stop. I actually sharted myself. The next morning I saw the stain on my sheets, called her a pig and made her leave. K....short for kaka.

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