A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "UpNuts" And the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem ...heyelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out intoapplause and cheered. When the umpire made a
particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor
yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat
calling. Thinking things were going very well.............the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog ... leaving his
assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his
assistant, the doctorasked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
this guy walked by andyelled......"PEANUTS" !!!