get him a bottle of whiskey...

itll be real good by the time hes old enough to drink it

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If they are rich go to Neimans or Bloomingdales and buy them some nice baby clothes. But don't get 0-3 months, everyone gets that shit for them and the kid wears that size for like 3 weeks. Get 6-9 months, they will appreciate it because they can use it later when the baby grows out of all the other clothes people gave them.

Write them a personalized card with a link to Vivid's thread about cutting the world's population in half.

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Originally posted by XaNaX If they are rich go to Neimans or Bloomingdales and buy them some nice baby clothes. But don't get 0-3 months, everyone gets that shit for them and the kid wears that size for like 3 weeks. Get 6-9 months, they will appreciate it because they can use it later when the baby grows out of all the other clothes people gave them.

good advice

I'd say earplugs for the parents.

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Originally posted by Ian I'd say earplugs for the parents.

what they are really going to need is amphetamines to compensate for all the sleep they are going to be losing

sneak the dad out & get him blazed from time to time...

he'll appreciate it.

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condoms

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good idea about the clothes for an older baby...gotta find something good so the baby keeps it for a while. this is a friend that i feel the need to spend a lot of money on...god and we aren't even that close anymore since he got all domestic on me.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

AND

Big Mac

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