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| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
Do you really think some magic spray is going to induce women to date you? Here's some advice:
Save the $50 and use the cologne you already have.
When you shower, shower three times, from start to finish while you're in there.
Floss and floss and floss. And brush your tongue, or get a tongue scraper. It'll make you gag, but most of bad breath is caused by decaying/rotting food, and not the fact that you haven't brushed your teeth in two days.
As long as you look presentable and smell good, any chick will give you the time of day. She's not going to throw herself at you even if you do smell great. And that great smell is likely to wear off by the end of the night, whereas being thoroughly clean will not. |
Don't forget that this applies to women too... yes, they smell like monkeys also by the end of the night!
... if you're lucky.
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