I've recently been seeing lots of attention paid to celebrity diets and whos "down 30" "üp 20".

It has inspired me to share my new workout routine with all of you.

I should put a word of warning, here at the beginning, in case some of you are faint of heart, you may wish to stop reading at this point.


If you are not faint of heart however, continue reading as I lay down my lowdown on lowering cholesterol.

When I said faint of heart turn away, I did mean that...

Because the entire workout routine I do completely in the nude.

I place two furry mitt gloves on each of my hands, you know like the ones that you wash a car with, where the elastic band holds it on and the mitten is maid of sheep's wool or something.

Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins.

"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!"

And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

I know this seems like just some sort of glorified self-loving/masterbation ritual, but in all honesty, it is anything but.

It is the beautiful union of sound, dance, sensual love and george micheal.

And it burns 400 calories per 30 min session.

I highly recommend to anyone interested!

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Originally posted by shanny I've recently been seeing lots of attention paid to celebrity diets and whos "down 30" "üp 20". It has inspired me to share my new workout routine with all of you. I should put a word of warning, here at the beginning, in case some of you are faint of heart, you may wish to stop reading at this point. If you are not faint of heart however, continue reading as I lay down my lowdown on lowering cholesterol. When I said faint of heart turn away, I did mean that... Because the entire workout routine I do completely in the nude. I place two furry mitt gloves on each of my hands, you know like the ones that you wash a car with, where the elastic band holds it on and the mitten is maid of sheep's wool or something. Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins. "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!" And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves. I know this seems like just some sort of glorified self-loving/masterbation ritual, but in all honesty, it is anything but. It is the beautiful union of sound, dance, sensual love and george micheal. And it burns 400 calories per 30 min session. I highly recommend to anyone interested!

Need a workout partner?

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Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT Need a workout partner?

You know how I feel about workout partners, the more the merrier!

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Spicy.

sounds like a solid workout... i think you should make an infomerical and sell the routine!

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we need a video.

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Originally posted by Dr Satan sounds like a solid workout... i think you should make an infomerical and sell the routine!

home dvd's

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Originally posted by shanny Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins. "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!" And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

amazing!

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nightdreamer

i've been converted!

damn..did i ever feel the burn
thanks mr. shanny

Bwahahahahahahah!!! Gold Sheer Gold!!!!!!

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