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one time I was out with a bunch of my cousins friends, at college (where I plan to go next year so they were showing me a good time.) i was only 17 at the time, so they gave me a 6 pack before we left and said drink cause we dont know if you will be able to when we go out. so in 20 mins i drank a 6er of labat blue and we left. so we went to a bar for some food, where i got slid 4+ hard rums and cokes, after this we went to the guys club he owns (my cousins best friends club) where they filled up 2 water bottles with vodka, so naturally I chugged the first and then drank the second over about the next 5 mins. Next they brought me outside, where I did DXM for the first time, and smoked some joints. so right now i am soo lit I am seeing the shadows crawl. I stumble back in the club towards the dance floor (you know the natural place to go when you are completely smashed) and my cousin pushes me to a group of little hoes and says" hay guess what girls its my cousins birthday", to which about 7 chicks instantly surround me and start asking me questions and grinding on me, which was nice.
so eventually all of them but one stopped grinding on me but one, and this progressed to horizontal grinding, which isnt bad either. basically I got the good old college experience in about a 12 hour period. definately a life changing event!!! (made selecting a college a hell of alot easier too!!, along with getting me a residence at the club when i go to college there)
and the lesson of this story is:
get drunk and baked, because if you cant remember it it never really happened (yes thats kind of from road trip I know that)
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I forgot to add the next day was not pretty, but the colors in he toilet were lol!!! (and that girl i woke up next too wasn't too great either but pussy is pussy I guess. Damn beer goggles at least she was decent, i guess...... *insert wimpering and crying here*)
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