So yeah last night i had an ingrown toenail ripped out of my big toe and it hurt like hell, my toe is now 3x its normal size... but at least it aint ingrown anymore. Anyone else experience this wonderful procedure?

Discuss.

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

Used to get 'em all the time. I would take care of 'em myself by cutting the toe nail partially and then physically gripping it with my fingers tear it out of the side of the toe. Sounds disgusting, but the relief from pain/puss/infection is orgasmic.

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^ouch... yeah, thats basically what our PA did - she stabbed a hemostat to the rear of the nailbed and then... RRRRRRIIIIPPPPP!!!

not pleasant

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

Screw you guys, I can feel it in my toes just reading this thread.

LOL the worst part was, when she stuck the hemostat under the toenail, a HUGE pus-shot sprayed out... my foot foot jizzed

Even with it being numbed it still hurt, hell numbing it was the worst part, she shoved the needle all te way through my toe like 4 times... ow.

Shitty thing is now I can't go on missions - good luck getting a bott on till it stops swelling, pluys all the weight of my ammo and body armor can't be good for it either... so now i am bored as FUCK i wanna shoot something...

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

LALALALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING! *plugs ears*

Then why are you still reading?

Deep down, I have a pain fetish?

^rofl i likes teh pain sometimes but not deep toe / blood and pus and ripping flesh pain...

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

happened to me 3 times. taking two needles in the finer to numb it isn't as comfortable as one might expect. Also i have learned that it isn't very smart to go to a party one day after the stitches come out, especially if there will be girls with high heels there as that can mean stitches will need to go in again for another couple of weeks.

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OWWW... fuck that

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.