I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Doesn't everyone?

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

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So it's your alt?

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

It's his wet dream.

For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...

lol, that's what I was thinking.

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Originally posted by LuvTiesto I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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i usually act like patrick bateman in then morning except i don't have a tanning bed

alt thread of the year?

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most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny

my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.

Hahahaha, I hope you remind him of that as often as possible

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