So i'm having a conversation with my roommate about the last girl I had a date with and how it didn't progress beyond that... now, I'm not a social invalid, nor am I unattractive. We went to a bar, had a decent date, and that was the last I heard of her despite multiple attempts.

So I approach this group of girls and ask what they think about taking a girl to a bar on a first date, and almost immediately they start accusing me of reading books on how to pick up chicks and shit... that basically I am trying to pick one of them up. Now really, I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest. So I'm just like ok whatever. I won't lie that it wasn't part of my motivation, but I can't imagine their reaction would have been any better had I approached them in any other way. They were cute, only to the ends of which I wanted to chat with them for abit. Like I said, I'm not desperate.

I think this is a reaction more exclusive to NYC... but really, what the fuck?

your game sucks?

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

you have no game

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Dear diary,

At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.

a date should start out with dinner and if it goes well it should progress over to a bar. and if it goes very well it would then progress to your pants.

seriously though i think if you are on a date with a girl, you should go to a bar that is really chill and quiet. The Burp Castle is a really good date bar.

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Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.

Drugs r BAD

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Originally posted by montie seriously though i think if you are on a date with a girl, you should go to a bar that is really chill and quiet. The Burp Castle is a really good date bar.

yeah i had my first date with another girlfriend there. awesome place and we had such a great time...

Depends on the girl, really. But yeah, you have no game.


Lolololololololol.

my friends taught me never to meet a chick in a bar. You need to go somewhere social, non-threatening - like spin class or a farmer's market or the pumpkin patch, given the time of year

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Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.

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Originally posted by jennypie Depends on the girl, really. But yeah, you have no game. Lolololololololol.

fuck i hate you! oh thats irritating come from a chick.