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I didn't realize fruity loops could make such wonderful music!
Please, never make music again. Actually, here is one better, kill yourself.
Take a razor blade, and carve a nice circle around your face. Then, take your fingers, and slip them under the incision. Now, grab a hold of your skin, and rip your fucking face off (The quicker, the better, like a band-aid. If you're a real man, you'll do this very slowly) You'll be bleeding a lot, so the next step needs to be done quickly. Take your detached face, and place it on your bed. Pull down your trousers and your underwear, and beat off your dick. Jizz on your face.
After that, you can do as you please. A shot gun in the mouth will suffice.
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