Worst things that people have told you while djing?
Last Friday:
A drunk girl with a DJ Romania-ish accent: "Hey DJ, can you play some banging electronica like Benny Benassi?"
My answer: "actually I'm playing live so it's only tracks of mine but I can take the mic and beatbox YMCA if you want"
That was so good!
Feb-25-2008 01:30
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
HEY MY FRIEND
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND
YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND
LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC
"yo dj, can you play that song that goes untttt tsss untttt tsss"
Feb-25-2008 02:03
iammesol
Burnt out and grown up
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Atlanta, USA
quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
HEY MY FRIEND
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND
YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND
LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC
x1000
Feb-25-2008 02:21
Paradox Lost
In This Twilight
Registered: Aug 2007
Location: San Francisco
I caught this over on the DI forums some years ago, and whether or not it was originally produced by the guy who posted, I would imagine it was born out of some actual experience:
quote:
Top ten things you should never say to a DJ:
1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO !
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" !
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS....
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT !
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT !
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT !
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT !
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ?
9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS !
10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING !
And above all....if the DJ has one hand on the mixing board, one hand on the turntable, and the headphones on....Don’t bug him
....HE’S MIXING!!!!
Feb-25-2008 03:37
rewind_plz
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: noitwontwhoru?
I remember when I was in this club and this DJ had his head burried inside the mixer and was turning some knob reaallly slow and with lot of concentration (pretention I think)..
I went up to him and said: 'Hey man, what the heck you are doing, dont break that stuff.. I have some good CD collection in my car.. you wanna me bring it up for you?'
Feb-25-2008 04:50
Az
took me all the way back
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Walking to John O'Groats for some spastics
"have you got a microphone? I want to do some MCing"
knock knock........who's there?...........fuck off
Originally posted by kadomony
HEY MY FRIEND
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND
YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND
LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC
