So just for some Friday fun, let's all hear your favourite pick up lines, stories on pick up attempts, or ladies some best/worst pick up lines you've ever heard.
Here's a playful one I've read somewhere:
Approach the girl: "Hey my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute"
Here's a couple that would get you slapped:
You're ugly... but you intrigue me
Wow you're gorgeous, who's your plastic surgeon?
Mar-28-2008 21:21
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
i tried "nice shoes. lets fuck!" with jennypie and it worked!
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Mar-28-2008 21:23
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
i tried "nice shoes. lets fuck!" with jennypie and it worked!
And that's why you should never drink, kids.
Mar-28-2008 21:30
capo tutti di
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Ontario
"hey!?! do you have a little Italian in you????
she says no
"do you want one?"
Mar-28-2008 21:30
afterhrsgurl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2007
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by capo tutti di
"hey!?! do you have a little Italian in you????
she says no
"do you want one?"
oh yeah...i recall someone's ALT on here trying that one on me...but they failed..big time!!loool you know who you are!!!!
Mar-28-2008 21:33
I_Am_Vince
aka Invasionmix
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Mississauga, ON
I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down
Mar-28-2008 21:37
capo tutti di
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Ontario
My buddy Luc just would turn to everygirl in the bar after dancing 30 secs or more and say "where is this going? are going to fuck tonite"...and without one word of a lie he'd get laid everynite...i think he slept with about 75+ girls in 4 years of university at waterloo..we either got to watch, seen video, pics or just knew flat out....you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take..i guess lol
Mar-28-2008 21:38
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
quote:
Originally posted by capo tutti di
My buddy Luc just would turn to everygirl in the bar after dancing 30 secs or more and say "where is this going? are going to fuck tonite"...and without one word of a lie he'd get laid everynite...i think he slept with about 75+ girls in 4 years of university at waterloo..we either got to watch, seen video, pics or just knew flat out....you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take..i guess lol
the poor guy banged 75+ ugly fatties.
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Mar-28-2008 21:39
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And that's why you should never drink, kids.
i didnt like how you giggled when you dropped my pants.
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Mar-28-2008 21:40
Dr. DAS
Gain Control
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City
"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"
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If you can't be good, be careful.
"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
Mar-28-2008 21:41
Ozmozis
Music is the Vibe
Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
oh yeah...i recall someone's ALT on here trying that one on me...but they failed..big time!!loool you know who you are!!!!
Do you want to have sex or should I apologize?
Mar-28-2008 21:42
I_Am_Vince
aka Invasionmix
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Mississauga, ON
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"
