There was a bug in my bathroom. First I soaked it in some water. It survived. Then I burned it with an improvised flamer (aerosol spray and lighter combo). It twitched, but survived yet again. Then I captured it under a plastic cup and left a note on it. It says "there's some bug under the cup, LET IT STARVE TO DEATH".

Fucking squish it.

put it in your mouth, chew it and then spit it out and see if it moves.

spray some cologne on that shit.. usually kills them

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

You're just going to upset the overmind.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Yeah you're a sick fuck. I command you to return to the bathroom and kill the poor bastard.

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Originally posted by RickyM Yeah you're a sick fuck. I command you to return to the bathroom and kill the poor bastard.

My mother is going to do that in the morning. Kill it and call me a sick fuck.

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Originally posted by Project-K You're just going to upset the overmind.

Good call.

your mom is a sick, twisted bitch.

Yeah, I get bothered from time to time when I realized I treat (some) animals like they're dirt. They're living (breathing?) things too... just because I'm larger in the food chain at the moment doesn't mean I should play.

Spawn more Overlords!

me and a buddy used to stab seringes in eyes mice we caught in traps

A chick i work with said she used to squeeze small animals untill their eyes buldged out. I was like YOU SICK FUCK!

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.