You first.

Somebody can me to help?

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I just watched 'Con Air' last night for the first time in a while, and one scene had me chuckling away for a while :


Cyrus Grissom: Considering my audience, I am going to make this quick and simple.

Cyrus Grissom: [points to objects in the sand] This is the boneyard, this is the hanger and this is our plane.

Convict #1: [points to a rock] Okay, what's that?

Cyrus Grissom: That? That's a rock!
[knocks it out of the way]

Convict #1: Okay.


That's gotta be my favourite quote at the moment. I'll post when I think of some more. Need more coffee.

" Life is like an egg, either you get laid or you get fried ".

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

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Originally posted by Ivand "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

I'm a fan of that one


Here's one i like

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height"

Woody Allen

Also....

"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job"

Again.......Woody Allen.

and....

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"

Albert Einstein

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My mate said to me the other day

"do black people actually like dance music"

Thought that was a pretty good quote.

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“Let me say, at the risk of seeming ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love.”

-Ernesto 'Che' Guevara

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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"Relax. You'll live longer - Douglas Quaid / Hauser (total recall)

Me likey.

BIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA



or whatever the phrase was during the 2004 election campaign in the Us when some sweaty fate **** was yelling during a rally " and we're gonna take back the white house"