this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom. I literally shit out 5 pounds in 30 seconds. Maybe its the aids.
So, what you're saying is that you get a lot of pounds in your colon at 2 AM? And, now you have AIDS?
Aug-28-2008 14:38
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
Re: My colon has a life of its own
man, you shit money?
i shit shit. but at least i don't have aids.
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Aug-28-2008 14:43
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.
just ask my ex.
Aug-28-2008 14:43
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.
just ask my ex.
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.
Aug-28-2008 14:45
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.
that brown looks like dark red... which is somewhat appropriate.
Aug-28-2008 14:51
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
that brown looks like dark red...
Well if I had a nickel...
Aug-28-2008 14:52
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
Re: My colon has a life of its own
nice..
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Aug-28-2008 15:57
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Well if I had a nickel...
...I'd play "hide the nickel".
Aug-28-2008 15:59
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
Re: My colon has a life of its own
quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom.
This has happened to me too. Then you try to fart and almost shit your pants, so you have to get up and take a crap in the middle of the night. You sit there for a while thinking it's over, so you wipe and go back to bed, and then a minute later you have to run to the bathroom again.
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Aug-28-2008 16:12
lacksesepsotygh
;B
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Danderyds Psykhus, Stockholm
looks like you all have a fling of ulcerative colitis or chrons. Ian and myself have been looking for companionship for a long time now. welcome aboard.
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Aug-28-2008 16:47
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.
Thats what she said.
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Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
