someone take wine & the internet away from me and denys please


denys envy: dude
denys envy: you know i'm thinking right
denys envy: and i shouldn't cuz i'm hungover
denys envy: so i'm thinking that balls are proof that god makes mistakes
slylee: lol
slylee: balls are a means to keep the sperm at a certain temperature dear
slylee: it's just science
denys envy: but he couldn't design that somewhere inside the body?
denys envy: like somewhere along the grand scheme of things
denys envy: like making a man
denys envy: god was so fucking tired and bored
denys envy: he was like "fuck it just let 'em hang there"
slylee: ha ha
slylee: i'd say he didn't have his glasses on when he made the vagina then
slylee: i mean why can't it just be a regular hole?
denys envy: ha ha
denys envy: no i like it the way it is
denys envy: it's nithe
slylee: well i like the balls how they are
slylee: double nithe
denys envy: that's right
denys envy: in yo mouf!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee denys envy: god was so fucking tired and bored denys envy: he was like "fuck it just let 'em hang there"

win

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denys envy: like somewhere along the grand scheme of things
denys envy: like making a man
denys envy: god was so fucking tired and bored
denys envy: he was like "fuck it just let 'em hang there. then later on they will invent the teabag from it so it won't be a total bust"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee denys envy: he was like "fuck it just let 'em hang there. then later on they will invent the teabag from it so it won't be a total bust"

lol whut?

that's what you should have said?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

wow speaking of total busts...this thread .. is one. lolol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

awesome! another boring IM thread. never enough of those.

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Originally posted by Slylee that's what you should have said?

i didn't even think of it. it's true tho.

and a nice pun in there to boot!

shut up puthy

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN awesome! another boring IM thread. never enough of those.

ballsinyourmouth?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN awesome! another boring IM thread. never enough of those.

aww. look he's lonely.

he's upset. he thought this thread was going to have pictures of balls

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone