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Clothing Size Rant
Gah! I hate how clothing is sized. ESPECIALLY WOMEN'S PANTS!! Men have it so lucky, you calculate inches around waist, and calculate inches in length of your leg, and voila, your fucking pant size.
Women on the other hand... we're given bullshit imaginary numbers that don't mean shit. And the more aggravating part is, is that a pair of pants that are 28inches in leg length and another pair that is 32inches in leg length both could STILL BE FUCKING LABELED AS A 5!!! GRRR!!
Maybe it's to help women feel like they aren't fat ass cows, but I am so sick and fucking tired of having to guess what size I am and NEVER finding a pair of pants that fit me in the leg.
News flash, women who are thin are not 6 FEET FUCKING TALL!! Actually, most women who are on the thin side are probably also shorter... imagine that. Wait... where the fuck are all the 6 feet tall women anyway?!! Uhh, last I checked, average height for a woman isn't that goddamn tall!! Maybe you could make a pair of pants that can fit my waist AND my legs!! Wouldn't that be an amazing feat!
AND NOW!!! Now they are adjusting the sizes of shirts. Why? Because too many people are fucking fat asses that they have to make shirts larger and change the damn sizes. So what used to be a large is now a medium, and what used to be a small is an extra small. What the fuck is this shit?! I am not a fucking extra small!!
Oh, but what makes it more delightful is that not all stores have adopted this practice quite yet. So I go to store A, and woopty fucking doo, I fit into an extra small. But then I go to store B and like I SHOULD BE I am fitting into their mediums.
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME CONSISTENCY!?!?! CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE ARBITRARY NUMBERS!!!??!
Pant shopping is maddening. I hate doing it. I never find anything that fits me right. 95% of the time I have to get my pants hemmed. It's bullshit.
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c0r version:
Clothing sizes are bullshit and it pisses me off.
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