It finally happened!! (at the wrong time of course)
i finally got hit on (sort of) at the grocery store! i've always wanted it to happen but it never did until now when i have a boyfriend of course. it wasn't in the meat department like i wanted, it was in the deoderant aisle but whatever.
the guy isn't my type and i have a boyfriend but it was funny how he did it. he sprayed himself with Ax body spray (i think he was shopping with his roommate, another guy) and they were laughing and talking and looking at me and he goes, "yea see, this shit doesn't work. you're supposed to like jump my bones after i spray this stuff on me. that's how it happens in the commercial"
then he told me he is a singer/songwriter and invited me to a gig on saturday. oh and he got my number so he could "call and remind me" lol
should i not have given him my number? he seemed to be doing a bit of marketing for his gig more than anything so i didn't want to be presumptuous and be like, "oh i have a boyfriend". i mean, he was just being friendly afterall and inviting me to a gig.
anyway, moral of the story is you guys should really use that line in the grocery store or pick up a chick in the grocery store.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-21-2008 19:56
Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan
How about no, and you cockpunch the next guy that uses that line on you?
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
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Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded
Sep-21-2008 20:04
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
1 week you're upset your man is friends with his ex and the next you're giving your number to a man who sprays himself with shit body spray. elle oh ell.
Sep-21-2008 20:05
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
your a snake.
Sep-21-2008 20:08
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
cue jerry springer audience
"slut slut slut slut"
now we just need the fight to go with it, and some big black woman shouting "oh no she di-ernt"
Sep-21-2008 20:10
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
well he gave me his business card that has his myspace link on it.
like i said, he probably just wanted to flirt and then hand his card and invite me to his gig. he very well may have a girlfriend but he's just marketing himself. what if he wasn't really 'hitting' on me and then i was like, 'um i have a boyfriend'. would have been funny. so i just treated it like a friendly invite. he wasn't asking me to dinner or anything.
i'll tell my man though it's not a big deal. he'll probably pretend kick my ass and then say we should go to the gig. he's not jealous like me lol
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-21-2008 20:12
Moongoose
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Celje, Slovenia
Well this is a bit anticlimactic. For some reason the thread title made me assume that you're announcing that you're pregnant.
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Sep-21-2008 20:14
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
Hmmm. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I guess it all depends on what your body language said back to him. I see him asking you to dinner if Patrice doesn't come to the gig. Then you're going to say " sorry, I have a boyfriend" and he'll be all like " well why didn't you say so blablabla"
Sep-21-2008 20:17
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
lol that would suck.
i should change it to "i got talked to at the grocery store".
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-21-2008 20:17
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Re: It finally happened!! (at the wrong time of course)
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Originally posted by Slylee
it wasn't in the meat department like i wanted
Originally posted by Frenchie
Hmmm. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I guess it all depends on what your body language said back to him. I see him asking you to dinner if Patrice doesn't come to the gig. Then you're going to say " sorry, I have a boyfriend" and he'll be all like " well why didn't you say so blablabla"
well if i add him on myspace he'll know right away since my default is me and my boy kissing on the dancefloor lol
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-21-2008 20:18
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
lol he looks like james zabiela actually, only younger.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
i've always wanted it to happen but it never did until now when i have a boyfriend of course. it wasn't in the meat department like i wanted, it was in the deoderant aisle but whatever.
