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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mach X
If you understood the term "treats" as anything but the literal definition of:
treat, treat·ed, treat·ing, treats.n.
Something, such as one's food or entertainment, that is paid for by someone else.
A source of a special delight or pleasure: His trip abroad was a real treat.
Then I guess you could assume that one was talking about drugs, or that one was talking about something that they enjoyed doing that gave them pleasure. ie. candy, a muffin, a bottle of beer, a midget, clowns, cold refreshing cola beverage, ciggarettes, vaginal pounding, monkeys... |
And where might one aqcuire said midget?
I make no efforts to hide the fact that I am actively seeking one to be my pet. Nothing sexual, just a really cool unique pet that no one else has.
I think it's a good deal for the midget too: a nice basket to sleep in; all expenses covered (hell... could even be for whores if he wanted); etc. The only stipulation is that, when asked, he informs people that he is indeed my pet midget. Well, that & no shitting on the rug or I'll have him put to sleep.
So what about these midgets?
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