has this ever happened to you. it happened to me on the weekend. i was taking a dump i had people i knew kick the door in consistently. disturbing my dump


good thing it was early

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Originally posted by dj_jamesrusnak has this ever happened to you. it happened to me on the weekend. i was taking a dump i had people i knew kick the door in consistently. disturbing my dump good thing it was early

Its happened before. Its happened while rolling and that shit was the longest dumb ever... it gave me a bad buzz :/

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

lol.. never had to do that, no...

and hopefully i'll never have to either.. knock on wood lol

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Shit on their chests next time. Problem solved.

bring some Huggies

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Nightclub dumps rule...try dumping in the area around the toilet, and pee on the floor too!

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yeah i should of took a dump on the floor. it was diareah

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Originally posted by nchs09 Its happened before. Its happened while rolling and that shit was the longest dumb ever... it gave me a bad buzz :/

Ahh, yes, but the warm poop coming out feels so good. And the feeling of your insides emptying themselves out is so liberating.

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Taking a shit and having an orgasm, imo the best feelings a person can have.

Shit > orgasm?

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Originally posted by Frenkieee Shit > orgasm?

Depends how badly you need to go.

Generally, a shit can be better. For you see, an orgasm is something positive provided from nothing, so if you don't have one, you don't feel like you're missing out.

On the other hand, dropping the kids off at the pool is a negative sensation that's been taken away, rather than a positive provided. If you don't do it, you'll fucking know about it.

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E gives me the chronic runs, so yes, basically every time i party i have to take one huge runny dump. and i fucking hate public toilets, let alone ones in clubs

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shit on the coats

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