Okay, so I am going on a date and need some advice for making a good impression. I want to know stuff like what to wear, where to take her and what to say what not to say. I usually take them to the mall to do some shopping and maybe drinks after. Square one is great place to go for dates and there is a nice Irish pub there. Do any of you get first date jitters (nervousness, heart racing?)

Also, I need to know what kind of things to ask her and try not be too forward. Has anyone used PlentyofFish to find dates?, this is what I used. Need Tips on how to make them feel comfortable and also show them you are interested. Finally what are some of the hints you ladies use to show your date that you like them.

I appreciate any suggestions and tips, Thank u all

Show her your penis. Thats a surefire way to secure a second date!

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Originally posted by Dave Akermanis Show her your penis. Thats a surefire way to secure a second date!

I know i am going to get a lot of these replies..


on a side note.. when to show the penis??.. after how many dates? my guess would be after seeing eachother for at least 2 weeks... or 3 or 4 dates.

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Originally posted by jsibilin I know i am going to get a lot of these replies.. on a side note.. when to show the penis??.. after how many dates? my guess would be after seeing eachother for at least 2 weeks... or 3 or 4 dates.

it is imperative that you show it to her right away. Concider placing your flaccid penis in her hand instead of shaking it.

All the pros do this.

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1 1/2 oz. Rum, watermelon (Bacardi Grand Melon)
1/2 oz. Liqueur, banana (Creme de Banane)
1 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 oz. (Bacardi) Piña Colada Mix
1 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice
2 Fast dissolving Roofies

This should secure a 2nd date...

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you must wear a codpiece with horns on them

when greeting the chick (with your codpiece on), you must proclaim, "I am Gobar, Ruler of Mystical Testicle!" and thump your chest in gay fashion

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

people still go on dates?

jk

just be yourself

make sure you insist she pays for everything

Be polite and courteous, speak well, dress nicely, shave and shower, chew gum, etc etc (not in that order)

Good luck

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis 1 1/2 oz. Rum, watermelon (Bacardi Grand Melon) 1/2 oz. Liqueur, banana (Creme de Banane) 1 oz. Schnapps, peach 1 oz. (Bacardi) Piña Colada Mix 1 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice 2 Fast dissolving Roofies This should secure a 2nd date...

we both don't drink that much.. maybe 2-3 drinks.. Prob going to go with a tall glass of white wine...

but really Oz you should bring all this stuff to guelph on friday.. minus the roofies! lOL

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Originally posted by Nick Cenik Be polite and courteous, speak well, dress nicely, shave and shower, chew gum, etc etc (not in that order) Good luck

thanks! I am always a gentlemen! oh and chewing gum is bad for you makes your stomach produce acids when there's no food in your stomach.

dont be just a nice guy...show her u have some balls

PS. why would u go to falte (or however u spell it) on ur first date? moxies is a better bet

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