This was on the local news last night. Its horrible but I couldn't help but laugh when I heard the audio. The owner was really at fault calls over a friend (55 yr women) to help her with her out of control 200 lbs chimp. She also self medicated him with Xanax no less. http://www.courant.com/news/local/h...,0,999235.story
Feb-18-2009 18:07
MeLLyMeL
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lmfao!
*he's eating herrrr*
*i tried stabbing him but it only made him crazy*
Is this fuking real?
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Feb-18-2009 18:17
ownymcown
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ya its real, the thing ripped off her face, and bit off her hands.
supposedly it ran away when the cops came (after being stabbed by the woman), and then came back later. it ripped off the side mirror from the car with one arm then ran around to the passenger side of the cop car, OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR, and tried to attack the cop inside. the cop shot it a couple times point blank, and it ran away (after being shot). they found it dead in the owner's house.
Feb-18-2009 18:24
Direct
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Location: Fresno, CA
What the fuck I dont see a monkey. You said the video was going to show a monkey attacking a woman.
Feb-18-2009 18:25
Renzo
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Chimps are evil. Fuck chimps.
Although that lady is an idiot for giving him Xanax. Bitch, he's not going to a rave later.
Feb-18-2009 18:43
ownymcown
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Location: North jerz amirite
Yea, trained or pet animals are motivated at least a little by fear and anxiety to behave. Give that chimp some xannies, and he's anxiety free and much less fearful, probably more likely to act on his violent urges.
Chimps are fucking violent, much much moreso than gorillas. They rip off eachothers arms, legs, and genitals regularly.
Feb-18-2009 18:48
XoxidE
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Get a cat next time, not a chimp.
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Feb-18-2009 19:32
tubularbills
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quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
Get a cat next time, not a chimp.
chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape!
LOL
fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up
Feb-18-2009 19:35
StanVoid
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Location: NYC, New York
she should've supplemented the xanax with x pills, which would've kept the chimp not just mellow, but cool and happy.
rookie mistake.
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Feb-18-2009 19:39
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quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape!
LOL
fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up
lol yes they can weigh close to it. Monkeys are heavy as shit cause they are solid muscle.
Feb-18-2009 19:42
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Feb-18-2009 20:25
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Even though this is real and I'm sure she's absolutely wrought with guilt...that is fucking hilarious.
Is this fuking real?
