...and post the most random out-of-context text message

I have a few:


"Wakka Wakka Wakka"

"If my pants r not dirty then yes!"

"OBAMA BEAT YO MAMA!"

"So far so good. Kindergarten and grade three kids with autism"

"She looks like Thomas! From Pocahontas!"

"Roger followed us to a restaurant on Plains Road... We tried to document. Mission unsuccessful."



I have no idea what some of these were about

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I keep getting random ones for some bible study group every few weeks.

"Thats a good question. The records here show it being processed in virginia... But the lab in virginia doesn't have it. 2nd time they've messed it up this month. Last test was time sensitive and they didn't do it in time."

"ok dude im with all white people..."

15 seconds later:

"They're ganging up on me !"

K so like when ben button comes out of the womb...i got it

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watermelon delivers viagra-like effects

not my phone but tubularbill's phone.

when he arrived in town to meet up with us, he was going to text us he arrived from the airport. he got the area code mixed up, and texted some random person. i think the texts were along the lines of ....

"hey i just landed. i'll be there in about 15 minutes"

... later on ...

"i'm in a taxi. i will be there in a couple of minutes to party with you guys"



i sometimes wonder what that person was thinking when will was texting him all those messages .........

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"who is this?"

Note I didn't send them a text nor have I ever seen that number.

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quote:

Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

"just got my period, cancel plans for tonight"

lmao

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quote:

Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

"I had to hop skip and jump around those manatees"

"Lol naked or just underwear? That would be weird if they were naked. There was a news crew??"

"Listen cunt if you wanna be with me I'm gonna have to poop on your face a few times and you have to pretend you like it OR IT'S OVER!"

EDIT: These were just today ><

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Last edited by ziptnf on Feb-18-2009 at 21:52

(picture of disposable toilet seat liner dispenser)

My friend and I have a tendency to let the other person know that they are currently pissing or pinching off a loaf by sending a picture of something in the bathroom.