I've always liked: "To the man who has only a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
Feb-20-2009 23:50
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
Feb-20-2009 23:51
RickyM
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Northern Ireland
I like this one by PG Wodehouse, regarding a fat woman:
"She looks like somebody has poured her into those clothes, and forgot to say 'when' ".
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Feb-21-2009 00:35
DJ_Eternal
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England
"A Man who scratches arse should not bite his fingernails."
Feb-21-2009 00:47
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Feb-21-2009 02:30
winston
ultraviolet catastrophe
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Yggdrasill
mind your p's and q's
Feb-21-2009 03:01
coroknight
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2008
Location: Deeper
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
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Feb-21-2009 03:45
Al
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: OAK Vegaaasss
He who builds according to every man's advice will have a crooked house.
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
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Feb-21-2009 03:52
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
Be water, my friend.
Feb-21-2009 04:22
Sandsider
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2007
Location: Scotland /Utopia.
A friend in need...is a pain in the ass.
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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x
