you start.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris.

At what? Making shit threads?

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Then stop coloring and visit Meat187's mix archive!

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Originally posted by Domesticated I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris.

you are either a) Chuck Norris himself or b) liar

take your pick.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Meat187 At what? Making shit threads?

Funny, I was going to put a disclaimer at the bottom of the original post giving you a preemptive "fuck off", but then I realised that would stop you coming in here and proving your special quality; pure predictability.

You could be replaced with a computer program spewing random sentences involving the words "shit", "thread" and a couple of random pronouns, and people would be clambering to congratulate you on your marked increase in intelligence.

Last edited by Domesticated on Mar-01-2009 at 14:01

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Originally posted by Meat187 At what? Making shit threads?

Looks more like defending of making shit threads.

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Haha, you guys are such haters.

I guess what makes me different than 99% of the people on this board is that I was born with only one kidney. It doesn't affect me much, I just have to drink a little bit more water than the average person. What's funny is that when I'm practicing yoga with the instructor, he always says, "rise above your KIDNEY'S." I can't help but laugh every-time he says that, lol.

I was also born missing a bone and ligament on my right thumb, so i'm unable to bend it. Doesn't bother me, unless I'm high, because no matter how much will power I think I have to bend it, it never does!

My handwriting may be sloppy, but at least I can still masturbate.

apposable thumbs are for PEOPLE

i can make a bone grow in like 3 seconds, beat that.

I am the missing link.

I've been practicing to suck my own dick since I was 12 years old. I'm almost there. Technique involves sitting with your back near a wall and kicking your feet back over your head and 'walking' them down the wall towards your own face. Try it out!

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
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Originally posted by DJ Damerchi apposable thumbs are for PEOPLE i can make a boner grow for like 3 seconds, beat that.

4.4 seconds here!


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