there i was merryly playing on champ manager, then my step sister came home. now she's not normally a bitch, but all she ever fucking does is go on msn so i told her to use my computer (which is perfectly fine) but oh no she went tell tale to my stupid dad. he didnt like me shouting back at him (all he ever does his shout i dont think he has got the idea i dont care). anyway zara made up the excuse that she "needed to get changed". anyroad me not being a retard liek my dad, knew as soon as she got in the room and i was out, that she wud lock the door and masturbate over msn. suprise suprise guess what happend, me, astonished by the level of immaturity and pettyness (ie she could use my computer and i had to get off at 5 to get ready for work anyway) had to think up sumthing to pay her back, because ste always gets revenge, you just never know its him.




i just poured half a botttle of "sure-lax" into her orange juice. tonight (she is going out to see frinds and her gimp b/f who looks like andy off emmerdale, who is scared of me, mwuahaha) i intend to log into her msn and delete all her contacts and her my documents folder. have a nice day zara



have you ever done anything like this? discuss...

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR there i was merryly playing on champ manager, then my step sister came home. now she's not normally a bitch, but all she ever fucking does is go on msn so i told her to use my computer (which is perfectly fine) but oh no she went tell tale to my stupid dad. he didnt like me shouting back at him (all he ever does his shout i dont think he has got the idea i dont care). anyway zara made up the excuse that she "needed to get changed". anyroad me not being a retard liek my dad, knew as soon as she got in the room and i was out, that she wud lock the door and masturbate over msn. suprise suprise guess what happend, me, astonished by the level of immaturity and pettyness (ie she could use my computer and i had to get off at 5 to get ready for work anyway) had to think up sumthing to pay her back, because ste always gets revenge, you just never know its him. i just poured half a botttle of "sure-lax" into her orange juice. tonight (she is going out to see frinds and her gimp b/f who looks like andy off emmerdale, who is scared of me, mwuahaha) i intend to log into her msn and delete all her contacts and her my documents folder. have a nice day zara have you ever done anything like this? discuss...

Thats fucking evil........nice one

I've done some evil shit to my sister, none that could possibly be posted on the internet
wait til later when I'm fucked

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Originally posted by Az Thats fucking evil........nice one I've done some evil shit to my sister, none that could possibly be posted on the internet wait til later when I'm fucked

so you buggered her with a rolling pin?


edit: as i was saying to toby, the funny thing is she wont knwo there sure lax in the orange, and she will keep drinking it till its all gone.


it is a almost full 6 pint carton.

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my fuckin sister spends her time on msn and downloads stupid pop tracks from kazaa all day

i hate younger sisters , they are a bloody pain in the arse

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surelax? how harsh is that lol.. i aint got ne brothers or sisters so i count myself lucky..

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well dumonde trancer gotta hand it to you, you really are a sneaky bugger! nothing left to be said except credit where credit is due!

now i gotta try that on my wee bro! hes more of a tit than my big or wee sister

little dave thinks how he could be cruel for fun hmmmmmmm

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ha ha ha what a thread.....Erm, There was once were my borther deleted a full 3 hour tiesto set of my computer (with a 56k like mine it takes about 5000 weeks to download a 3 hour set) i acted all calm and pretended i couldent give a toss, but really i was steaming inside....Funny enough my brother had his freinds sleep over that night and oh my, Revenge was Sweeeeet

My brother and his 2 mates were downstairs on the computer and i sneakily slipped up stairs, entered his bedroom, stood on his bed, pulled back the covers and literally pissed all over his bed, mwahahaha. That night when my brother and his mates finished on the computer and decided to hit the sack, he he, They got in his room only to discover the smell of urine....My brothers mate pulled back the duvay and walllar...he he ...My brother is 13 and one must say wizzin the bed at that age is not to cool...He still gets tortured of his mates for that, muahahahah

YES Dumonde Trancer!¬!! I have done similar things before

at a party I put the same kinda stuff in my ex burds vodka's hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

A change from the normal eyebrow shaving and skinheads given to people when they fall asleep or the sticking skins to peopels heads and lighting them!! Even putting make-up on people so when they wake up and walk home they dont know they are done up like a woman

QUALITY LAFF!!

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*makes mental note not to have sleep over with you guys*

Evil people

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Originally posted by flystyler *makes mental note not to have sleep over with you guys* Evil people

yes or we may empty the contents of the ashtray into your pocket

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Haha, mint

My sister used 2 proper hog the computer, but she doesn't any more, prolly why I'm on here so much now, I never used laxative stuff on her LMAO, but I did change her hotmail passwords and talk to her friends and pretend to do cyber as her, etc. LMAO

Ste, ur step sister is fit, how can u be so cruel

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